User blog:X16bit/Why TDAN Brick is better then the character you play

Ok so I here peoples whispering poop about my nigga Brick so hear's why he is a CoolBoy (Unlike CB):

1. 8 inch dick. Your's is shorter.

2. He has good taste in women. Sugar is pretty hot

3. He knows Samey is a smart player. He said it during RI.

4. He knows fashion better then you.

5. He's figuratively taller then Jasmine. He = dick

6. He fucks so well he burns calories while doing it.

7. He masturbated 78 times in one day and didn't die.

8. He's better then Derpy. That takes balls (which he has good ones, as you already know)

9. Your characters are so shitty that he's like Will and Dan combined compared to you

10. More strategy then Katie and Sadie in canon.

11. Nigga backs up shade.

12. Has a good bikini body.

Now shut the fuck up you fuck nigga unless you have REAL arguements about him