Big Brother

Episode 1

 * Solar: Hi im solar lets meet all the houseguests.
 * Crowd: *Boos*
 * Tyler: Hi! I'm Tyler. I'm gonna win because I can be nice but I can also be mean. I WILL win.
 * CB: I'm sure that I'll win. I just need to fuck some shit up.
 * Fiz: I'm smart, strategical,and i really do have bad opinios.
 * Cabbage: I will win! I have the mental power to beat everyone.
 * Aqua: I'm fierce, amazing, and a complete goddess!
 * Spirit: *in crowd* true
 * Epic: *Ranks himself at #1* You could say that I love myself. But who wouldn't love me?
 * Izzy: ANGIE AND CARYN
 * Rasp: Im a wannabe.
 * Wendy: #WendyToWinBB2016
 * Blake: Im
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 * Milk: Howdy i have sex on tractors.
 * Solar: mmmmm
 * Eve: Please help me edit my Grimes wiki
 * RJ: Join my new survivor rp.
 * Noah: I hate Hillary.
 * Berry: I NEED LESBIAN RELATIONSHIPS PRONTO.
 * Jordan: This audience sucks. *kicks spirit*
 * Spirit:*pulls jordan off the stage*
 * Chwiis: shrek
 * TDN: I AM A VICTIM
 * Solar: no ur not! *Pushes everyone in the house and locks the doors*
 * Berry: IS ANYONE HERE QUEER?
 * Tyler: Me.
 * Fiz: Me.
 * Aqua: Me.
 * Rasp: Me.
 * Wendy: Me.
 * Blake: Me I already revealed I'm
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 * Berry: Shut the fuck up i dont care about you.
 * Blake: Stop undermining my sexuality.
 * Eve: Me.
 * RJ: Me.
 * Noah: Me.
 * Jordan: Me.
 * Berry: K well only rasp is female so this wont work bitches bye.
 * Aqua: TF U HOE
 * Epic: Who wants my autograph? *Realizes everyone left the room*
 * Milk: I am a farmer.
 * Solar: He's gonna win.
 * Solar: It's time for HoH competition.
 * Milk: k
 * Solar: We will play Catch the Dildo from Fiz's shit rps ready, go!
 * Everyone: *Catches*
 * Berry: *Writing a fanfic about Gwen and Courtney* hm o
 * Solar: Berry you're out. Go.
 * Everyone: *Catches*
 * Aqua: *Talking about Purple Kelly* o im out
 * Solar: GO.
 * Everyone: *Catches*
 * TDN: oh no!
 * Solar: TDN is out.
 * Solar: Go!
 * Everyone: *Catches*
 * Chwiis: Shrek.
 * Solar: ur out
 * Chwiis: Boi what u talkin about
 * Solar: Go.
 * Everyone: *Catches*
 * Jordan: I HATE TDBB
 * Solar: Jordan ur out. Next round is triple elim. GO!
 * Everyone: *Catches*
 * Noah: Ayyy
 * Cabbage: Ugh what!?
 * Epic: I am an actor
 * Solar: You three are out.
 * Solar: Go.
 * CB: *Falls* SHIT! MY LEG!
 * Solar: MEDICAL.
 * CB: I cant play.
 * Solar: Okay bring out the replacement!
 * Derpy: *Walks out* Hey bitches!
 * Solar: Derpy join HOH.
 * Derpy: Okay.
 * Solar: Go btw double elim
 * Everyone: *Catches*
 * Eve: Damn now i can edit grimes wiki and collab with Ellie Goulding wiki.
 * Blake: SHit fuck im asexual you are disgusting Im so oppressed.
 * Solar: Okay to speed this up its quadruple elim go!
 * Everyone: *Catches*
 * Wendy: Ughhh!
 * Fiz: die solar
 * Tyler: FUCK YOU BITCH
 * Izzy: Can we do Jamaica we have enough
 * Solar: Final 4: Milk, Rasp, Derpy, RJ. Ready...go!
 * Everyone: *Catches*
 * Milk: I hate you all.
 * Solar: Final 3. GO!
 * Everyone: *Catches*
 * RJ: Im out shit.
 * Solar: Go!
 * Derpy: *Catches*
 * Rasp: WHAT THE FUCK RIGGED
 * Solar: (Unfortunately) Derpy has won HOH!
 * Aqua: THE NEWBIE? how is that fair?
 * Solar: Be quiet aquatica i dont make the rules.
 * Derpy: *In the HoH room* I haven't met anyone, but maybe I should make a strategical move.
 * Milk: *Walks in* So. Who are you nominating?
 * Derpy: Well, either RJ and Rasp for making final 3, or Wendy and Tyler to just stay low since lets be honest they wont win anytime soon.
 * Milk: (DR: Derpy is my first target. He's trustworthy and strong, and that could fuck me over. I need to stay as his ally right now.)
 * Derpy: ok blah blah blah im nominating two of you...I have decided to nominate...Rasp and RJ.
 * Rasp: Why?
 * RJ: WHAT THE FUCK DERPY YOU BLONDE HORSE YOU SOUND LIKE A STRIPPER TD GIRL FROM 2012.
 * Derpy: Very true. *Sits down*
 * Solar: Time for POV. Derpy, Rasp, and RJ are automatically in the POV. We randomized and Tyler, Eve, and Blake will be competing in the POV with them. The POV is u hang on to monkey bars and the last one standing wins ready, go!
 * Rasp: Im gonna win.
 * Eve: I'm gonna stay out of this for now. *Drops*
 * Blake: I'm not staying here with you losers. *Drops*
 * RJ: Fuck it. *Drops*
 * Derpy: UGH! *drops*
 * Rasp: Die tyler. *Drops*
 * Solar: TYLER WINS POV.
 * Tyler: *Runs into the house* Ok I already know that I'm using the veto on RJ.
 * RJ: Thanks boo.
 * Derpy: I'm going to nominate...Milk.
 * Milk: WHAT?!
 * Derpy: Sorry! You're the next big threat.
 * Milk: KEEP ME.
 * Rasp: NO KEEP ME.
 * Aqua: (DR: Bye Milk!)
 * Solar: In a vote...of 8-7...Milk, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
 * Milk: WHAT?! YOU BLOODSUCKING PIECES OF SHIT VOTED ME OUT!?
 * Solar: Jk rasp is going bye rasp.
 * Rasp: DIE! *Walks out*
 * Solar: Thx for watching bye.

Episode 2

 * Solar: Welcome to tonights special double eviction night. Let's see how the house is doing.
 * VOICE: TONIGHT ON BIG BROTHER...
 * Derpy: He's being immature. Like, get the fuck over it.
 * Aqua: I agree.
 * VOICE: A new rivalry starts.
 * Milk: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF DERPY YOU VERMIN THING
 * Derpy: OMG calm down.
 * VOICE: And a new alliance puts some houseguests at risk.
 * Fiz: The Mexican Alliance!
 * Noah: Awesome!
 * Tyler: (DR: If I don't get on the good side, I'm fucked!)
 * Solar: Sounds interesting. Let's take a closer look.
 * WEEK 1, FINAL NIGHT:
 * Rasp: *Leaves the house*
 * Milk: (DR: I'm doing everything in my power to get rid of that cunt Derpy.)
 * Derpy: Milk I'm sorry.
 * Milk: SHUT UP BITCH.
 * Derpy: Please calm down.
 * Milk: FUCKING KILL YOURSELF DERPY YOU VERMIN THING. I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR FAKE ASS HAIR OUT OF YOUR HEAD AND WEAR IT AS A HAT.
 * Derpy: OMG calm down. I'm not fighting with you. *Walks away*
 * WEEK 2: DAY 1
 * Fiz: Hey. Noah.
 * Noah: Yeah?
 * Fiz: You wanna make an alliance?
 * Noah: Sure.
 * Fiz: Lets take out all the whites blacks and others.
 * Noah: Okay.
 * Fiz: We are The Mexican Alliance!
 * Noah: Awesome!
 * Fiz: We will ask Cabbage and...RJ.
 * RJ: Yes.
 * Cabbage: Yes.
 * Solar: TIME FOR HOH. This HOH is called "Shut Up Duck Hoe." It works that you all must try to create a story that fits. If at anytime the maid of the house doesn't feel like the word makes sense, she will pull you from the comp.
 * Cabbage: Who is the maid?
 * Solar: Ash!
 * Ash: Hallo. I em Ash and I like Melanie Martinez.
 * Solar: Ready go!
 * Tyler: Once
 * Fiz: Upon
 * Cabbage: A
 * Aqua: Time
 * Epic: A
 * Izzy: Beautiful
 * Wendy: Bitch
 * Blake: Named
 * Eve: Sally
 * RJ: Got
 * Noah: Voted
 * Berry: Out
 * Jordan: On
 * Chwiis: Survivor: Panama.
 * Solar: This is a cool rule Im adding in. If you accidentally end the sentence early, the person after you will be disqualified from the comp. Sorry TDN. Milk start a sentence relating to the topic of the first sentence.
 * TDN: WTF.
 * Milk: Then
 * Tyler: Bruce
 * Fiz: Got
 * Cabbage: Evacuated.
 * Solar: Aqua. You're out.
 * Aqua: Bitch.
 * Solar: Go.
 * Epic: This
 * Izzy: Was
 * Wendy: Followed
 * Blake: By
 * Eve: Courtney's
 * RJ: Elimination.
 * Solar: Noah is out. The next round, the 2 people after you will be out. Go.
 * Milk: I feel sick. May I be excused from the comp.
 * Solar: Sure.
 * Milk: *Goes to vomit*
 * Berry: After,
 * Jordan: Um...
 * Ash: You're out!
 * Solar: Sorry, Jordan!
 * Chwiis: I don't know who went after Courtney either.
 * Ash: Nope!
 * Solar: You're out Chwiis.
 * Tyler: Shane
 * Fiz: Was
 * Cabbage: Voted
 * Epic: Out.
 * Solar: Izzy and Wendy are done. Blake, start.
 * Blake: He
 * Eve: Was
 * RJ: Followed
 * Berry: By
 * Tyler: Cirie.
 * Solar: Fiz and Cabbage are out. The Mexicans are being wiped out.
 * Tyler: Who?
 * Solar: NO SPEAKING. Go.
 * Epic: Then
 * Blake: uh The
 * Eve: Guy
 * RJ: Named
 * Berry: Idk...
 * Ash: YOU OUT.
 * Solar: Berry you're out.
 * Solar: Go
 * RJ: Then
 * Eve: The
 * RJ: Finale
 * Tyler: Happened.
 * Solar: Epic and Blake are out.
 * Solar: Go.
 * Eve: Aras
 * RJ: Won.
 * Solar: Tyler is out.
 * Solar: Go
 * Eve: The
 * RJ: End.
 * Solar: RJ WINS HOH!
 * RJ: YESSS LOL! *Looks at Tyler* That boy is done!
 * Tyler: WTF ARE YOU TARGETING ME FOR?
 * RJ: Shut up!
 * RJ: Who should I nominate. *In HOH Room*
 * Fiz: Tyler and Derpy.
 * RJ: Good idea.
 * RJ: Hi welcome to nominations. I have decided to nominate Tyler and Derpy. Both of you are threats. Bye!
 * Derpy: Damn!
 * Solar: Derpy, RJ, and Tyler are automatically in POV. But before POV happens, there is something else that will happen. This twist is called "A New Hoh." It will not replace RJ, but that other HoH will nominate two people. They will all be in pov. This means there will be an HOH winner or a nominee. The house will compete. The first person to say I gets it and wins 2nd HOH. Derpy, Tyler, and RJ you may not compete. Ready...
 * Go!
 * Milk: I!
 * Solar: Milk nominate two people that are not already nominated or HoH.
 * Milk: First, Aqua for being Derpy's side bitch. Second...Fiz.
 * Fiz: Die.
 * Solar: Lol WC will rule this game. POV is the same challenge. GO!
 * Tyler: I
 * Aqua: I
 * Fiz: I
 * Milk: I
 * Derpy: I
 * RJ: I.
 * Solar: RJ is out. GO
 * Aqua: I
 * Tyler: I
 * Milk: I
 * Fiz: I
 * Derpy: I.
 * Solar: Derpy is out. GO
 * Tyler: I
 * Milk: I
 * Aqua: I
 * Fiz: I.
 * Solar: Fiz is out. GO
 * Milk: I
 * Tyler: I
 * Aqua: I
 * Solar: Aqua is out. GO
 * Milk: I
 * Tyler: I
 * Solar: MILK WINS POV!
 * Tyler: (DR: FUCK! I'M SO FUCKED. If I don't get on the good side, I'm fucked. AHHHHHH)
 * Milk: Okay I know I have to rush but I have decided...
 * Milk: To take Aqua off the block. I'm putting Noah up instead.
 * Noah: DIE.
 * Solar: Everyone vote 2. 1 from each nomination. You can vote Derpy or Tyler, and then Noah or Fiz.
 * Solar: In a vote of...9-2...Derpy you have been evicted from the Big Brother House. In a vote of 7-4...Noah you have been evicted from the Big Brother House.
 * Noah: BYE ASSHOLES!
 * Derpy: BITCHES KILL YOURSELVES IM FABULOUS *Struts out*
 * Solar: *Throws Noah into boiling water* You're boring lets talk to Derpy.
 * Derpy: Hi.
 * Solar: Hi.
 * Solar: Are you angry?
 * Derpy: No. IM FUCKING PISSED. IM LIVID.
 * Solar: What if I tell you there is a way to get back into the house?
 * Derpy: NOW!
 * Solar: You'll have to wait. Thanks for watching!
 * Milk: Okay I know I have to rush but I have decided...
 * Milk: To take Aqua off the block. I'm putting Noah up instead.
 * Noah: DIE.
 * Solar: Everyone vote 2. 1 from each nomination. You can vote Derpy or Tyler, and then Noah or Fiz.
 * Solar: In a vote of...9-2...Derpy you have been evicted from the Big Brother House. In a vote of 7-4...Noah you have been evicted from the Big Brother House.
 * Noah: BYE ASSHOLES!
 * Derpy: BITCHES KILL YOURSELVES IM FABULOUS *Struts out*
 * Solar: *Throws Noah into boiling water* You're boring lets talk to Derpy.
 * Derpy: Hi.
 * Solar: Hi.
 * Solar: Are you angry?
 * Derpy: No. IM FUCKING PISSED. IM LIVID.
 * Solar: What if I tell you there is a way to get back into the house?
 * Derpy: NOW!
 * Solar: You'll have to wait. Thanks for watching!

Episode 3

 * Solar: Hi. Last night, at 9:12 PM Jordan held a knife at Aqua's throat. They had been drinking and Aqua was on a table jerking off. Jordan walked over to aqua with a knife and said "Would you be mad if I cut you?" Aqua laughed. Jordan said "No, really." At this point, Jordan was called into the diary room and was immediately expelled.
 * VOICE: Tonight on Big Brother...
 * Tyler: I need this HoH.
 * RJ: I'll help you if you help me.
 * VOICE: Fiz's alliance is shredded as RJ and Tyler try to dominate the game.
 * Fiz: im in truble
 * VOICE: And a new secret is revealed!
 * Aqua: WHAT THE FUCK!
 * Izzy: Holy shit!
 * VOICE: ALL TONIGHT ON BIG BROTHER!
 * Epic: Ugh why am I so amazing at rping *Places himself at #1 on rankings*
 * Milk: Shut up and go kill yourself.
 * RJ: Hi Tyler.
 * Tyler: Hi.
 * RJ: How are you feeling?
 * Tyler: Okay. I need this HoH.
 * RJ: I'll help you if you help me.
 * Tyler: Deal.
 * Fiz: *Under the couch jerking off and listening* WTF.
 * Solar: HoH time!
 * Solar: Milk and RJ can't compete. The comp is called "Musical Chairs" and its as easy as it sounds. Walk around, wait until the music stops, and sit down. Go
 * Solar: La lalalalllalaaalaalalallaalalla went the devil sit.
 * Tyler: *Sits*
 * Fiz: *Sits*
 * TDN: *Sits*
 * Chwiis *Sits*
 * Cabbage: *Sits*
 * Berry: *Sits*
 * Aqua: *Sits*
 * Eve: *Sits*
 * Epic: *Sits*
 * Blake: *Sits*
 * Izzy: *sits*
 * Wendy: Noooo.
 * Solar: Ur out Wendy. Take away two chairs next round is double elim. Go!
 * Solar: Mary had a little lamb little lamb little lamb mary had a little lamb who she slaughtered and left to rot. Sit.
 * TDN: *Sits*
 * Tyler: *Sits*
 * Chwiis: *sits*
 * Fiz: *sits*
 * Berry: *Sits*
 * Cabbage *Sits*
 * Eve: *Sits*
 * Aqua: *sits*
 * Blake: *Sits*
 * Solar: Epic and Izzy are out. Lalalala sit.
 * Chwiis: *Sits*
 * TDN: *sits*
 * Cabbage: *Sits*
 * Fiz: *Sits*
 * Tyler: *Sits*
 * Berry: *sits*
 * Aqua: *sits*
 * Blake: *Sits*
 * Solar: Eve is out. Triple elim. Go. Nnanannanannaannananana hey i love you and we are sit.
 * Blake: *Sits*
 * Aqua: *Sits*
 * TDN: *Sits*
 * Chwiis: *Sits*
 * Tyler: *Sits*
 * Solar: Fiz, Cabbage, and Berry are out. Go. dadadadadaddy oh yes sit.
 * Tyler: *Sits*
 * TDN: *Sits*
 * Blake: *Sits*
 * Chwiis: *Sits*
 * Solar: Aqua you're out. amamamamamamaammaamammama sit.
 * Chwiis: *Sits*
 * Blake: *Sits*
 * Tyler: *Sits*
 * Solar: TDN ur out. OMG ITS ME SOLAR sit.
 * Chwiis: *Sits*
 * Blake: *Sits*
 * Solar: Tyler you're out. GO. SIT.
 * Chwiis: *Is about to sit*
 * Blake: NO! *Grabs chair and pulls it towards him and then sits on it*
 * Chwiis: *Falls on the ground and becomes Play-Dough*
 * Solar: BLAKE HAS WON HOH!
 * Blake: Yessssss. Who here loves me? I know I do!
 * RJ: Shut up bitch.
 * Blake: Oh look I have my first nominee.
 * Blake: I already know Milk and RJ are getting up there! Time to wipe out TDBB wiki.
 * Solar: Okay POV will be later.
 * Izzy: *In the bedroom* I'm so ugh...angry.
 * Aqua: Why?
 * Izzy: He wants to take TDBB out.
 * Aqua: Trust me. He won't.
 * Izzy: *Sees the old bookshelf* I wonder if they have any good books. *Pulls "My Teenage Dream Ended by Farrah Abraham" out and the bookshelf moves*
 * Izzy: WOAH!
 * Aqua: ?
 * Izzy: *sees a small card* Congratulations. You have found the new Golden POV. It can take 2 people off the block, and you will renominate. It is good until the final 7.
 * Aqua: WHAT THE FUCK?
 * Izzy: Holy shit! We're gonna run the game!
 * Izzy: (DR: I have the Golden POV. This is amazing!)
 * Solar: POV is who am I describing. First to 3 wins. RJ, Milk, and Blake are in POV. Izzy, Chwiis, and Epic have randomly been picked to compete. First question. Person: Hi I'm ______ I'm so cheeful and fun and lalalalalala and im innocent.
 * Blake: Wendy.
 * Solar: Correct. Next. Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH. I AM CIRIE HATER BUT I CAN SPELL BETTER.
 * Blake: RJ.
 * Solar: Lol correct blake is dominating. Can't wait to see his eviction next week.
 * Blake: Die.
 * Solar: Next. Person: I dont undersantd why i am hated and banned. lh goddeds of the year,
 * Epic: Fiz.
 * SOlar: Correct.
 * Solar: Person: Hi im not bland!
 * Blake: Tyler.
 * Solar: Blake...YOU WIN POV!
 * Blake: *IN the house* Okay so I have thought about this before the veto because I knew I would win and I have decided...
 * Blake: To use the veto on Milk. I am nominating TDN because he did well in the HoH.
 * Solar: Okay vote.
 * Solar: In a close 6-5 vote...
 * Solar: RJ...
 * Solar: You are safe. TDN, you have been evicted from the Big Brother House.
 * TDN: FINE. I DONT NEED YOU EVIL RUDE PEOPLE ANYWAYS. BYE.
 * Solar: bye.

Episode 4

 * Solar: Hi go to HOH hurry. Its double eviction week, and after tonight, its the jury! Blake can't be in HOH.
 * Solar: HOH is called "Is Solar Hot or What?" u must say "Solar is hot." The first person to say it wins the first HOH. Go!
 * Aqua: Solar is hot.
 * Solar: Aqua wins hurry go nominate!
 * Aqua: I nominate.............IDK IDK Blake and Chwiis.
 * Solar: Ok is Aqua, Blake, and Chwiis. We randomly chose Tyler, Fiz, and Cabbage.
 * Solar: You must compete to find a didlo hidden around the house. If you don't find one you are out of the next round. Go!
 * Aqua: *Finds*
 * Tyler: *Finds*
 * Chwiis: *Finds*
 * Fiz: *Finds*
 * Blake: *Finds*
 * Solar: Cabbage is out. Go.
 * Blake: *Finds*
 * Tyler: *Finds*
 * Aqua: *Finds*
 * Fiz: *Finds*
 * Solar: Chwiis is out. Go!
 * Fiz: *Finds*
 * Aqua: *Finds*
 * Blake: *Finds*
 * Solar: Tyler is out. Go!
 * Fiz: *Finds*
 * Blake: *Finds*
 * Solar: Aqua is out. Go!
 * Fiz: *Finds*
 * Solar: Fiz wins POV. Hurry go.
 * Fiz: I use it on Chwiis. I love him.
 * Solar: Aqua renom.
 * Aqua: Sorry Tyler.
 * Solar: Okay hurry vote Blake or Tyler.
 * Solar: Its...5-5. Aqua break the tie.
 * Aqua: Ugh...I believe that if I made final 2, I would win against...Blake. Sorry Tyler.
 * Solar: Tyler, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
 * Solar: Now go for HOH 2 and Aqua can't compete. The comp is to suck a dick. Go.
 * Fiz: *Sucks hard*
 * Solar: Fiz wins. Go make noms.
 * Fiz: Aqua and RJ.
 * Solar: POV is Fiz, Aqua, RJ, and then Epic, Izzy, and Eve. You must hide and I will seek you. Go!
 * Solar: *Finds Aqua*
 * Solar: *Finds Fiz*
 * Solar: *Finds RJ*
 * Solar: *Finds Eve*
 * Solar: *Finds Epic*
 * Solar: Izzy wins POV!
 * Izzy: I am using my veto on Aqua.
 * Fiz: I nominate Cabbage.
 * Solar: Vote Cabbage or RJ.
 * Izzy: Wait. I have the golden POV. I can take off two nominations, and then re-nominate 2 other people.
 * Fiz: Rigged.
 * Izzy: I'm taking both off, and I'm putting up Wendy and Chwiis.
 * Solar: Ok vote. Fiz cant vote but Izzy can because it is technically a veto.
 * Solar: In a 6-3 vote...Chwiis u have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

Episode 5

 * Solar: its been a while. Let's see who gets evicted tonight on...Big Brother!
 * Fiz: I'm so pissed.
 * Blake: Listen Fiz. You, me, RJ, Eve, and Wendy could ally.
 * Fiz: But then im leaving TDBB Wiki.
 * Blake: Bitch you nominated two TDBB members.
 * Fiz: True.
 * Blake: Let's win this.
 * RJ: Yay!
 * Eve: Fuck ew I hate RJ and Fiz.
 * RJ: O Eve is still in the game?
 * Eve: Die.
 * Wendy: Let's make final 5.
 * RJ: We need to target Aqua and Milk.
 * Wendy: I agree. Then Izzy.
 * RJ: Good idea.
 * =TDBB Alliance==
 * Milk: Nice job.
 * Izzy: Thanks.
 * Aqua: Yeah Izzy.
 * Cabbage: I agree.
 * Izzy: (DR: Honestly, I'm feeling good with this group but I don't want to stay with them. I need to make final 2 with a WC user. So, it's time for a flip.)
 * Izzy: Blake?
 * Blake: What.
 * Izzy: I'm thinking of flipping over to the WC Alliance.
 * Blake: Awesome! We have Eve, RJ, Fiz, Wendy, and I.
 * Izzy: Now you have me. :)
 * Epic: Can I win hoh?
 * Solar: No.
 * Solar: The HOH is called Majority Rules. We know how it works. All of you will write something and no one else can see. Fiz can't compete. First question. Who is the most annoying? Blake or Fiz?
 * Blake: *Writes Fiz*
 * Wendy: *Writes Fiz*
 * Cabbage: *Writes Fiz*
 * Aqua: *Writes Fiz*
 * Epic: *Writes Blake*
 * Izzy: *Writes Blake* ;)
 * Milk: *Writes Blake*
 * Eve: *Writes Fiz*
 * RJ: *Writes Blake* Lol
 * Berry: *Writes Fiz*
 * Solar: Blake, Wendy, Cabbage, Aqua, Eve, and Berry said Fiz. RJ, Milk, Izzy, and Epic are out. Next question...who is going to win? It can be anybody other than yourself.
 * Blake: *Writes Eve*
 * Wendy: *Writes Eve*
 * Cabbage: *Writes Izzy*
 * Aqua: *Writes Izzy*
 * Eve: *Writes Wendy*
 * Berry: *Writes Aqua*
 * Solar: It was a tie for majority. Blake and Wendy said Eve. Cabbage and Aqua said Izzy. Eve and Berry are out.
 * Solar: Who is going to be evicted tonight other than yourself?
 * Aqua: *Writes Blake*
 * Cabbage: *Writes Blake*
 * Wendy: *Writes Aqua*
 * Blake: *Writes Milk*
 * Solar: Wendy and Blake...you two are...out. Aqua and Cabbage...final question...FIRST TO SAY I WINS HOH.
 * Aqua: I.
 * Cabbage: I.
 * Solar: AQUA WINS HOH!
 * Cabbage: Congrats!
 * Aqua: *Pushes Cabbage* Move bitch this is my win!
 * Aqua: I am nominating Blake's smelly ass and Fiz's smelly rotten juicy ass.
 * Izzy: Okay TMI.
 * Solar: POV is Aqua, Blake, Fiz, Epic, Izzy, Wendy. POV is last to say I is out go.
 * Blake: I
 * Aqua: I
 * Fiz: I
 * Izzy: I
 * Wendy: I
 * Epic: I
 * Solar: Epirrelevant is out. Go.
 * Blake: I
 * Aqua: I
 * Fiz: I
 * Izzy: I
 * Wendy: I
 * Solar: Okay nothing changed. Wendy is out go.
 * Blake: I
 * Fiz: I
 * Izzy: I
 * Aqua: WTF lag
 * Solar: too bad ur out.
 * Solar: Go.
 * Izzy: I
 * Blake: I
 * Fiz: I
 * Solar: Fiz is out. Go
 * Izzy: I
 * Blake: I.
 * Solar: IZZY WINS POV!
 * Izzy: YES! I USE IT ON BLAKE BITCHES.
 * Aqua: What?
 * Izzy: Sorry baby. It's gotta happen.
 * Aqua: Fine. I nominate Wendy.
 * Solar: Vote.
 * Solar: In a vote of 5-3...WENDY you have been evicted from the Big Brother House.
 * Blake: WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDS OF FUCKVILLE GO FUCK YOURSELVES. *runs away*
 * Aqua: Aww poor baby. Izzy, watch your fucking back. We know which side you're on now. Bitch.
 * Izzy: Go fucking die whore.
 * Solar: OOOOooh tension. Bye im tired.

Houseguests

 * CB - 19th Place (Evacuated)
 * Rasp - 18th Place (Evicted; 8-7)
 * Derpy - 17th Place (Evicted; 9-2)
 * Noah - 16th Place (Evicted; 7-4)
 * Jordan - 15th Place (Expelled)
 * TDN - 14th Place (Evicted; 6-5)
 * Tyler - 13th Place (Evicted; 6-5)
 * Chwiis - 12th Place (Evicted; 6-3)
 * Fiz
 * Cabbage
 * Aqua
 * Epic
 * Izzy
 * Wendy
 * Blake
 * Milk
 * Eve
 * RJ
 * Berry

Episode 1

 * Tyler - Rasp
 * Fiz - Rasp


 * Cabbage - Rasp


 * Aqua - Milk


 * Epic - Milk


 * Izzy - Rasp


 * Wendy - Milk


 * Blake - Milk


 * Eve - Milk


 * RJ - Rasp


 * Noah - Rasp


 * Berry - Milk


 * Jordan - Milk


 * Chwiis - Rasp


 * TDN - Rasp

Episode 2

 * Cabbage - Derpy, Noah
 * Aqua - Derpy, Noah
 * Epic - Derpy, Fiz
 * Izzy - Derpy, Fiz
 * Wendy - Derpy, Fiz
 * Blake - Derpy, Fiz
 * Eve - Derpy, Noah
 * Berry - Derpy, Noah
 * Jordan - Tyler, Noah
 * Chwiis - Derpy, Noah
 * TDN - Tyler, Noah

Episode 3

 * Tyler - TDN
 * Fiz - RJ
 * Cabbage - TDN
 * Aqua - TDN
 * Epic - RJ
 * Izzy - TDN
 * Wendy - TDN
 * Milk - TDN
 * Eve - RJ
 * Berry - RJ
 * Chwiis - RJ

Episode 4
Part 1 Part 2
 * Fiz - Tyler
 * Cabbage - Blake
 * Epic - Blake
 * Izzy - Blake
 * Wendy - Tyler
 * Milk - Tyler
 * Eve - Tyler
 * RJ - Blake
 * Berry - Blake
 * Chwiis - Tyler
 * Aqua (HOH) - Tyler
 * Cabbage - Chwiis
 * Aqua - Chwiis
 * Epic - Chwiis
 * Izzy - Wendy
 * Blake - Chwiis
 * Milk - Wendy
 * Eve - Chwiis
 * RJ - Wendy
 * Berry - Chwiis

​Episode 5

 * Cabbage - Wendy
 * Epic - Wendy
 * Izzy - Fiz
 * Blake - Fiz
 * Milk - Wendy
 * Eve - Fiz
 * RJ - Wendy
 * Berry - Wendy