User blog:Epic~00/Epic Rap Battles of Drama: Noah vs Tyler

I created this series I'd love to do on this site in the form of blog posts that I hope you all enjoy. I will basically be doing rap battles between two characters that have a conflict, be it canonically or in the RP. I thought I would start with one of the most iconic RP conflicts: Noah and Tyler. This is obviously inspired by Epic Rap Battles of History, so I hope you enjoy these that have a somewhat similar format.

'''EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DRAMA! '''

Noah
Why should I even bother fighting this chump?

The only reason Lindsay took him was for his rump

You're a classic clumsy failure, always showing off style.

I got results from piano lessons. You weren't worthwhile.

When it comes to the west, you're certainly a loser.

Lovable jock? Hah. You were a Noah user.

Not even your girlfriend remembered who you are.

Why should I physically damage you when your brain has scars?

You were beaten by a robot. That's how much you suck.

You're time on this rap is like your show; bad luck.

Tyler
What's the matter, Noah? How do you feel?

Are you just sad 'cause you were taken out by an eel?

<font color="Red">I wonder what it feels like to not be as cool.

<font color="Red">Dawn picked you for your aura, which is why you're her tool.

<font color="Red">Your skills in rapping are really bothering me.

<font color="Red">It's as bad as when those aliens zapped your knees.

<font color="Red">I'm messing you with lyrics, so catch them if you can.

<font color="Red">Oh yeah, this is Rap Dodgebrawl, so please be a man.

<font color="Red">I'm strong and legendary, while your raps are stumblin'.

<font color="Red">Leave this battle Noah, 'cause I think I see London.

<font color="Tan">Noah
<font color="Tan">I don't need this kind of horrible rap from a so-called "jock"

<font color="Tan">You're an over-eccentic, optimistic person with a brain locked.

<font color="Tan">You're not brave enough to keep battling. You're really riskin'.

<font color="Tan">But who am I really kidding? We all know you're too chicken.

<font color="Red">Tyler
<font color="Red">I don't think you know who you're up against.

<font color="Red">It's like you were scarred from a certain event.

<font color="Red">I should just stop rapping before I beat you too rough.

<font color="Red">Because you were Chris' intern. That's punishment enough.

'''WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE'''.

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF DRAMA!

Who won? Noah Tyler