TRD: The Movie (Fanfiction)

(DISCLAIMER: im not sure where this is going, everything will move along as i come with really crazy shit in my mind. enjoy reading <3)

Aqua: kads im going to the grocery store

Tyler: ok

Cabbage: But then I have to deal with Noah fapping :(

Tyler: don't worry we can hide in our closet

Cabbage: Ok

Aqua: drives away bye!!!!!!!!!!

[hears various noises]

Cabbage: Screams what's going on [opens door] WHAT THE FUCK

Noah: [laying on the bed, dead]

Cabbage: I think he died from fapping too much

Tyler: stop

Cabbage: Jk let's call mom [dials up Aqua] Hi

Aqua: WHAT DO YOU WANT BITCH

Cabbage: Noah died

Berry: [walks in] Hi guys... wait WHAT? [points to Noah's dead body]

Tyler: He died :/

Berry: wtf how

Cabbage: [puts phone down] I think he was fapping to Neal too much anyways HUSH I'm on the phone. [puts phone up] Hi

Aqua: hi

Cabbage: Hi did you hear Noah just died on his bed

Aqua: WHAT THE FUCK. CABBAGE I'M GIVING YOU A SPANKING WHEN I GET HOME.

Cabbage: Ah [throws phone out the window and breaks]

Berry: Cabbage what was that for. Now we have to pay for a new window!

Tyler: um noah DIED

Cabbage: ^

Berry: Ok true. Aqua gonna be mad though

Tyler: oh shit where's bitch the dog im supposed to feed it today. BITCH!!!!

Cabbage: Bitch ran away

Tyler: WHAT THE FUCK why did no one tell me this

Cabbage: Oops xd

Aqua: parks car

Berry: oh no

Aqua: walks in

Cabbage: Rip me

Tyler: sending prayers

Aqua: spanks cab HOW COULD YOU

Cabbage: IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR ON HOPE DRISKILL AND SIERRA DAWN THOMAS.

Aqua: ok but who did this

Tyler: not me i swear on Kimmi Kappenberg and Penny Ramsey

Berry: no not me either I swear on Morgan McLeod and Amanda Kimmel.

Tikki: I'm from Ireland.

Cabbage: SHUT UP YOU WHORE [slaps him]

Tyler: screaming

Cabbage: O

Aqua: CABBAGE. thats it go to ur room

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Aqua: shut up im calling police. calls police. hi this is aqua

Mirnish: [picks up phone] Hi babe <3

Aqua: so like noah was killed help!!!!!!

Mirnish: Oh.

Aqua: so like u need to do something about it

Mirnish: Ok. Well, bye love you boo <3 [hangs up]

Aqua: [hangs up]

Milk: wait what happened

Mirnish: Noah died or something and we need to find out what happened

Milk: oh :/ why bother tbh

Mirnish: Bc it's our job and we get paid for this

Milk: [sighs] w/e

Outside of the House

Milk: [knocks on door]

Aqua: opens door as the door flies off crushing milk HI.

Milk: [crushed by door]

Aqua: o shit

Cabbage: Ofc

Mirnish: [laughs]

Milk: [muffled sound] HELP ME BITCH

Aqua: oops throws door as it knocks over TDN in the side of the head

TDN: *knocked over by the door FUCK

Milk: [gets up] Thanks [rolls eyes]

Mirnish: Hi, we're here to investigate your home.

Aqua: yes ik that u live here

Mirnish: Where's Noahoe?

Tyler: [points] Right th-

[Noah's body is missing]

Berry: Wtf I swear it was right there

Mirnish: Mhm funny joke don't lie to me AGAIN >:(((((( maybe I'll consider filling out divorce papers

Aqua: NO NONJNONIJMONNB KIOKOONNONKNONONONONOONONONONO cries

Mirnish: Jk ily <3

Aqua: <3

Tikki: I'm from Ireland

Cabbage: SHUT UP.

Tikki: :(