User blog:TylerSurvivorFan/TDPI If Topher Was the Villain Episode 1

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Chris: Hi welcome to season six of TD where the entire cast are basically knock offs of the original cast so shut up and enjoy

PLANE
Sky: Want some gum?

Max: fine *chews some and spits it right out* wtf is this

Sky: Cinnamon...wtf did you not see what color it was.

Max: um yes you buffoon. cinnamon is EVILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Dave: wtf this is cast is awful

Leonard: hi

Ella: *runs to Dave* don't worry i'll make things better by singing

Dave: um no

Ella: *sings anyways*

Beardo: *is irrelevant*

Amy: ew wtf i am disgusted @beardo. also samey switch with me i dont wanna be near that black guy

Samey: *sigh*

Amy: WTF ANOTHER BLACK PERSON

Jasmine: r00d

Topher: chrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrisomgchrischrischrischrischrischrischrischrisCHRISCHRISCHRISCHRISCHRISCHRISCHRISCHRISCHRISCHRISCHRISCHRISCHRIS I NEED YOU ;((((((((((((((((((

Sugar: shut up no one cares

Scarlett: *says something smart*

Sugar: tf

Rodney: wow she has a brain

Shawn: no shit sherlock

Rodney: sorry my character is just annoying exposition :(

Shawn: k

Chris: hey guys

Topher: OMG YES CHRIS ILY FUCK ME FUCK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Chris: tf aren't you like 16

Topher: yes 14 year age difference doesnt matter? RIGHT? RIGHT?????????? ANSWER ME.

Chris: um no im straight anyways

Topher: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Chris: ps you're all gonna die *pushes button for blimp to crash*

Contestants: ahhhh *grabs parachutes and jumps out*

Chris: ps im a hologram

Topher: hot

Chef: WTF WHY AM I NOT ONE

Chris: cuz people more attractive get holograms

Topher: omg so true <3 kthnxbye *leaves*

Chris: tbh he's actually kinda hot

Chef: *conf* jelly

POINTLESS SCENE OF EVERYONE FALLING
Chris: hi guys

Topher: HELLO TO YOU <33333333333 *conf* haha im not actually gay im a secret mastermind that will manipulate this host AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Chris: ok team 1 is amy rodney samey topher scarlett max jasmine and youll be known as the soaring eagl-

Sky: Floating Salmon.

Chris: shut up

Samey: wtf im SAMMY

Amy: haha idiot doesnt even know her name haha what a loser everyone LOVE ME

Samey: *conf* omg so unfair

Chris: team 2 is beardo leonard ella dave sugar sky shawn and youll be known as the ferocious tig-

Sky: Confused Bears.

Chris: shut up anyways challenge is to make a shelter go

Jasmine: everyone listen to me

Rodney: k <3 *falls in love with her and says words that makes no sense*

Jasmine: um *conf* tf is wrong with rodney

Samey: How about we grab that wheel-

Amy: HOW ABOUT WE GRAB THAT WHEELBARROW GENIUS RIGHT

Samey: *sigh*

Jasmine: good idea. scarlett you're being irrelevant say something

Scarlett: ...

Max: irrelevant BAFFOON

Shawn: guys ik how to make a shelter watches *grabs a can of soup*

Ella: OOOOO me next! *grabs a bucket of glitter*

Leonard: guys lets make a wizards tower

Sugar: hot

Dave: *conf* these people are fucked up in the head

Sky: hey guys watch me show off *jumps 100 feet in the air and then backflips only to grab a piece of wood 5 inches away from her*

Topher: *climbs a rock to see chris* hi <3

Chris: wtf do the challenge

Topher: No I love you I want to SEE WORK IT

Chris: um *conf* ok im slightly turned on rn

Topher: *conf* i'm such a genius <3

Chris: back off *throws him to the ground*

Rodney: should we help him

Jasmine: no lets work on our treehouse

Leonard: lets start building

Sugar: k

MASKWAK FINISHES
Leonard: yay

Beardo: *is irrelevant*

Jasmine: *hammers in final nail*

KINOSEWAK FINISHES
Chris: let's see which team won. BRING IN THE MOOSE

Moose: *does no damage to kinosewak but only shakes it*

Jasmine: ah *falls from the top of the treehouse for some reason*

Rodney: *conveniently catches her*

Moose: *causes the wizards tower to sway to the left*

Leonard: FORCE....FIELD!


 * tower collapses and Leonard is unharmed*

Leonard: omg it worked <3

Chris: Soaring Eagles win!

Sky: Floating Salmon.

Chris: shut up. Feroicious Tigers will be sending someone home tonight

Sky: Confused Bears.

Chris: shut up. ps kinoswewak gets food cuz this season will basically be cartoon survivor

Kinoswewak: Yay

ELIMINATION CEREMONY
Chris: time to find out who's safe. sky (idk how)

Sky: yas

Chris: dave shawn ella and sugar are also safe. Leonard, Beardo, one of you is going. Final marshmallow goes to...

Leonard: *nervous af*

Beardo: *nervous af*

Chris: *creates more suspense* Leonard.

Leonard: phew

Beardo: *makes random sound effect*

Dave: bye felicia

Chris: lets head to the elimination exit. *uncovers it* behold the cannon of shame

Topher: hot

Chris: gfto out of here *pushes him away* any last words beardo

Beardo: *is irrelevant*

Chris: kthnxbye *pushes button*

Beardo: sorryididnttakidontliketalkingtopeopletopheriscreepyandiamirrelevant

Chris: 13 left, find out who will go next time on tdpi