User blog:Sandy The Llama/Total Drama Island Users

Episode 1: Not So Happy Campers Part 1
Delanie: *walking along a dock, passing a sign that says Camp Wawanakwa* Ah...the sound of my own vacation on a crappy island in Canada.

(A boat is heard heading towards dock)

Delanie: Nope! 22 losers will live in this crappy part of the island while my resort is at the neighboring island. I'm your host, Delanie McLean! 22 campers will be competing for a prize money of one million dollars. They'll be split in two teams. Every cycle, one team will win the challenge and the losing team will boot someone off. Last man or woman standing wins a million big ones! Campers will have to endure Chef Rocky's cooking, the crappy cabins, insects, life threatening challenges and best of all, each other. Here comes the first one!

Zoey: *walks onto dock* OMG its Delanie! Hi Delanie! Its so cool to see you in real life! You're really skinnier than the press articles say! Anyways, I just saw you in that one movie where you voice acted as the dying cow-

Delanie: Shush it! Go stand on the other side of that dock and wait for the others!

Zoey: Okay!

Aqua: *walks onto dock and raises eyebrow* I thought we were staying at a 5 star resort...

Delanie: It was! Ten years ago before the hurricane hit, the rat infestation and the hot air balloon full of monkeys exploded here. Looking nice, right?

Aqua: *rolls eyes*

Zoey: Hi Aqua!

Aqua: Hi...

Zoey: I'm Zoey! Whats your name?

Aqua: You just said it.

Zoey: *laughs* You're so funny!

JRO: *walks off boat, onto dock and crashes through floor*

Delanie: *shrugs* It'll blend it with the rest of the "minor" flaws.

JRO: Hi guys!

Aqua: ...

Zoey: HI!

Fiz: *walks onto dock* omg hi. im fiz

Delanie: And I'm Delanie. Your host. Now stop blocking my sunlight!

Fiz: :(

JRO: *walks to Fiz* U play Smash?

Delanie: Next camper...

TDN: *walks on dock* Hi guys. I'm TDN and-

Delanie: Shut up.

Zoey: Aw, just let him finish! I like hearing life stories!

Delanie: *sigh* Make it quick. I have to watch The Backyardigans soon.

TDN: I'm actually an artist. Wanna see some samples?? *flips through notebook and shows page* I call it Gewn

Aqua: *laughs*

Fiz: *laughs*

JRO: *laughs*

Delanie: *laughs*

Zoey: I...like it!

TDN: Thanks.

Amber: *walks onto dock with heavy yet glamorous purses, peacefully setting them down* Hello!

Delanie: Introducing...Amber!

Amber: So when are we going to the spa? My finger nails feel EXHAUSTED carrying all that makeup! Its needs some work.

Delanie: In about...never minutes!

Amber: Ugh! *joins group*

Milk: *walks onto dock* Hey y'all! Its Milk!

Fiz: ur name is Milk? so u came from a cow?

Aqua: I see a cow! *points to JRO*

JRO: Hey!

Milk: Nope. I'm the nice kind of milk!

Fiz: so like, chocolate milk?

Milk: Um, sure!

Fiz: Yay!

Spirit: *walks onto dock* hi uglies

TDN: O

Delanie: Here's Spirit!

Spirit: *sets bag down and hears dock on verge of breaking* What's that?

Fiz: maybe its jros stomach

JRO: Hey!

Spirit: I am NOT staying here with these people.

Delanie: It's in your contract!

Spirit: *rips it*

Delanie: When you're in showbiz...you make a LOT of copies. *snickers*

Spirit: Ugh!

Tyler: *walks onto dock* Hi, I'm Tyler.

Zoey: *waves*

Delanie: Hm...so thats all you're gonna say? No gimmicks? No idiotic jokes?

Tyler: Tijuana > Darrah

Delanie: Now thats a joke!

Tyler: O

Amber: *to TDN* Stop breathing on my neck!

TDN: I'll stop breathing and die for your precious neck *rolls eyes*

Amber: Good! *pushes TDN in water* You can stop breathing at least 5 feet away from me!

Fiz: harsh

Mirnish: *walks onto dock* Whos the flops on the dock?

TDN: Ha! I'm not on the dock! *drowning*

Mirnish: And the one in the water?

TDN: Aw.

Spirit: I'm not no flop shut your manly ass up.

Mirnish: Whatever.

Darules: hi

Zoey: And who are you?

Darules: timmy turner

Zoey: Timmy Tur-

Darules: yes!

Zoey: How coo-

Darules: i wish you a merry christmas!

Zoey: What?

Darules: my fairly odd parents are now granting that wish.

Delanie: Okay so we're halfway with the contestants! Stay tuned after the break!

Spirit: Only halfway? Ugh!

(After commercial)

Delanie: And we're back!

Milk: Hi!

Delanie: Lets meet our next contestant.

Chwiis: *walks onto dock* Hi mongs. I came all the way from Australia to win.

Mirnish: Nobody CARES.

Chwiis: You have a tiny shaft stfu.

Mirnish: Very mature.

Delanie: I love the more problematic contestants!

Fiz: so do u love me

Delanie: Dear god no.

Wendy: *walks onto dock, wearing earphones*

Tyler: Hi!

Wendy: *keeps walking*

Zoey: He can't hear you.

Milk: He's wearing earphones.

Delanie: Huh? *takes off earphones and throws them in ocean* The only technology allowed on this island is Chef Rocky's private gaming consoles.

Chef Rocky: *playing Cooking Mama*

Wendy: You interrupted my K Pop! You will rue this day!

Delanie: I really don't care.

Solar: *walks onto dock* Hi.

Milk: Update your ORG.

Solar: Do I know you?

Milk: um no

Solar: K

Cabbage: *walks onto dock* Hi.

Fiz: update Survivor Mexico

Cabbage: Do I know you?

Fiz: um no

Cabbage: K

Blake: *walks onto dock* Hi.

Delanie: Here's Blake!

Blake: *looks at group*

JRO: *picking belly button*

TDN: *still drowning*

Darules: Cosmo I take back my wish

Chwiis: *picking ears*

Cabbage: *burps*

Blake: *gulps* yikes

Mirnish: Why is that guy coming in a train and not a boat?

Delanie: He said he prefers trains.

Noah: *walks out train* chugga chugga chu chu

Aqua: I-

Noah: Hi. Delanie, I actually don't wanna compete. I'm just wondering if you'd like to be on my podcast.

Delanie: No. And since I just got off the phone and Heo dropped out before getting on his boat, you are now competing!

Noah: ok

Ash: *walks onto dock* Hey!

Delanie: And here's Ash! Probably the only normal person in this bunch!

Ash: Really?

Delanie: Don't ruin my perspective of you. I already hate everyone else.

Amber: Rude.

Delanie: We have 1..2...4 more people to get through!

Epic: *walks onto dock* Did anyone catch CBB?

Aqua: Stacy robbed

Epic: Maybe. I'm really excited to finally be apart of CBB! I'm no celebrity but I hope I win! Wheres the house?

Delanie: Dude, you applied for the wrong show. *laughs*

Blake: Yikes

Epic: Really? Then what is this?

Delanie: A summer camp.

Epic: *cries*

Delanie: Shut up! Okay, um...up next!

Maria: Hola its me Samey

Darulee: Hi Samey I'm Timmy

Samey: im the nice twin

Cabbage: What is this-

Solar: Let them have their moment.

Chwiis: Hams will be hams.

Izzy: *walks onto dock* OMG I made it, I made it, I made it! I'm such a big superfan! Before the show started, I made my own Total Drama wikia and edited Delanie's. infobox! I love this show and I got cast! This is so exciting!

Delanie: Interesting, yet creepy. But also interesting. And our final camper....

Ally: *walks up*

Delanie: She doesn't talk much.

Zoey: So shes like a silent contestant?

Ally: I do talk wtf. You must've mixed up my application with someone else.

Delanie: So you're not Gogo?

Ally: No....

Delanie: Oh, oops! There we have it! 22 campers, one of these broke teens will win one million dollars!

Amber: I'm actually rich.

Delanie: Everybody follow me.

(Outside of a small wooden outhouse used as bathroom)

Delanie: Welcome!

Cabbage: So you're having a big introduction just for a small bathroom?

Delanie: Not only is it a bathroom but it's also the confessional booth! Here you will say your deepest thoughts about the game. All things said in here stays in here.

Mirnish: CONFESSIONAL: What do I think of this so far? It's pretty annoying. Every personality type I don't like is here. But I'll just have to get through it as much as I hate it. Who wouldn't love a million dollars?

Ash: CONFESSIONAL: I think everyone's viewing me as the normal one. I kinda hope it stays that way. I obviously have my flaws though. I have a crazy fear of heights, I'm highly allergic to soy, and for some reason I can smell cinnamon from a mile away.

Fiz: CONFESSIONAL: omg hi

TDN: CONFESSIONAL: *drowning in toilet*

Fiz: *walks in TDN's confessional and flushes toilet* Forgot to flush my shit.

TDN: AHHH!

(At campfire pit)

Delanie: This is where you will vote someone off. If you're safe, you'll get the symbol of safety, a marshmallow!

Spirit: A marshmallow? Really?

Zoey: Yayy!!

Delanie: If you don't receive a marshmallow, you'll walk the dock of shame to the boat of losers where you will never ever ever come back.

Ally: *gulps*

Delanie: Let's get you into two teams. If I call your name, please stand to the right. Zoey...

Zoey: *claps*

Delanie: Tyler...Noah...

Noah: *eyes widen*

Delanie: TDN, Epic, Wendy

Epic: Yay.

Delanie: Darules...

Darules: very cool

Delanie: Izzy....

Izzy: I'm just SO excited!

Delanie: Blake.

Blake: Um, okay.

Delanie: JRO.

JRO: Woo hoo!

Delanie: And Milk.

Milk: Mkay.

Delanie: You guys are the Killer Bass!

Izzy: Go Bass! (CONFESSIONAL: I'm really enthusiastic. My team seems great. Based on my calculations, it seemed like with our combined weight, speed, velocity, and IQ...we have to win!)

Delanie: Okay. Now...Aqua. Cabbage.

Aqua: O

Delanie: Fiz.

Fiz: Yay

Delanie: Amber

Amber: *flips hair*

Delanie: Ally, Ash, Maria.

Maria: Si.

Ash: Fun.

Ally: Good.

Delanie: Spirit...Chwiis...

Spirit: Smh

Delanie: Solar...and Mirnish! You guys are the Screaming Gophers!

Ally: These are some terrible names.

(In dining hall)

Delanie: Welcome to the main dining hall. Here, Chef Rocky will serve you his daily specials!

Rocky: Today is a blended protein shake!

Amber: Yay protein!

Rocky: Of cockroaches!

Wendy: *barfs*

Tyler: CONFESSIONAL: Cockroach smoothie? This...is gonna be a long summer.

(Everyone is seated at a table)

Epic: *eating* They really hate us, don't they?

Noah: You think this is bad...I wonder how the challenge will be.

Izzy: They should go easy on us. Its our first challenge.

(Later, on top of cliff)

Izzy: Nevermind!