User blog:SpiritAnimal/TDBB Contestants Summarized in One Quote

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Ezekiel: Irrelevant.

Rodney: Violent.

Geoff: Party.

Gwen: Robbed.

Yolo: Gross.

Owen: Ew.

Beardo: VOMIT

Harold: YUCK

Blaineley: Sexy

Alejandro: Amazing

Bridgette: Fucked

Amy: Mad

Heather: Loser

Lindsay: Overplayer

Sugar: Food

Courtney: Winner