User blog:Epic~00/The Wiki Apprentice Episode 1 (Test Pre-Theme Song)

Just a testing cold open before the theme song they do in every episode. This one is for episode 1 as a test. Let me know if you like this fic being in this format, and if you want me to make any changes. Still a few sign-ups left for anyone interested, but this is a hint of what is to come.

Pre-Theme Song
Narrator: Lord Epic is on the hunt for a brand new business partner to join him in a lifetime of success.

Welly: *to camera* I'm top salesman, top leader, top dog, and top at everything.

Freddie: *to camera* When I hear the word "win" I have to achieve that, and I already know I will.

Ariel: *to camera* I don't need to argue with people whom I outclass. I just need to get the job done, and you have a success on your hands.

Narrator: On offer, a $250,000 investment, and a 50\50 partnership with Lord Epic.

Flurry: *to camera* I have brilliant ideas that can help Lord Epic out and nothing hinders me. I'm not arrogant, because everything I'm saying is all true.

Richard: *to camera* I have a positive attitude, charisma, style, and perfection! I'm a dream come true.

Narrator: In a battle for a win, they'll risk it all to succeed.

Caitlin: *to camera* It's in my mind, my brain, and my heart. I'm the best.

Darules: *to camera* Once something pops in my head, boom! People better watch out.

Tyler: *to camera* People boast, brag, but I don't need to do any of those things. I achieve just by being myself.

Narrator: Person to impress... Lord Epic.

Lord Epic: *to candidates* I'm looking for you to give me a good proposition. Not a wiki proposotion, an admin proposition. So get buckled in to start.

Narrator: Once a normal user, now a multimillionaire admin. He's in the market for a brand new wiki partner.

Lord Epic: *to candidates* I want big money. And I want someone who's got this in the palm of their hand. I'm looking for a big achievement. Not a tiny one.

Narrator: To secure his support, a punishing selection process.

Lord Epic: *to unknown team* Wow. That's a win. No question that you've won. Congratulations.

Narrator: Testing tasks.

Twitty: *to candidate* The rest of them are holding me back, covering their butts whenever they want.

Narrator: 12 tough weeks.

Berry: *to Derpy* You're so bossy, stop!

Derpy: *in response to Berry* Just listen to me and we'll win, numbskull.

Caitlin: *to Tyler, Flurry, and Twitty* I saved us, and you know I did.

Tyler: *in response to Caitlin* You're already talking bullsh**.

Lord Epic: *to candidate* I ain't calling you a liar. I'm calling you over-imaginable.

Lord Epic: *to candidate* You are trouble, plain and simple.

Narrator: And one life changing opportunity.

Lord Epic: *to candidates* I asked for you to be tenacious. Not tenacious enough that you're breathing down throats.

Narrator: It's down to business with "The Wiki Apprentice."

Lord Epic: *to candidate* How many more times do I have to tell you "Shut up."

Lord Epic: *to candidate* I've had enough of your carry on.

Lord Epic: *to candidate* You're fired.

Lord Epic: *to candidate* You're fired.

Lord Epic: *to candidate* You're a complete disaster, and on that basis, you're fired.