User blog:SpiritAnimal/Big Brother - Wendy's Greatest Moments


 * Blake: Listen Fiz. You, me, RJ, Eve, and Wendy could ally.
 * Fiz: But then im leaving TDBB Wiki.
 * Blake: Bitch you nominated two TDBB members.
 * Fiz: True.
 * Blake: Let's win this.
 * RJ: Yay!
 * Eve: Fuck ew I hate RJ and Fiz.
 * RJ: O Eve is still in the game?
 * Eve: Die.
 * Wendy: Let's make final 5.
 * RJ: We need to target Aqua and Milk.
 * Wendy: I agree. Then Izzy.
 * RJ: Good idea.

 
 * Solar: In a vote of 5-3...WENDY you have been evicted from the Big Brother House.
 * Blake: WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKTARDS OF FUCKVILLE GO FUCK YOURSELVES. *runs away*
 * Aqua: Aww poor baby. Izzy, watch your fucking back. We know which side you're on now. Bitch.
 * Izzy: Go fucking die whore.
 * Solar: OOOOooh tension. Bye im tired.



 
 * Solar: okay honestly I'm so fucking sick of everyone's shit in this house. It's time to go undercover. Wendy host for me.
 * Wendy: Okay.
 * CBS: Wendy you're the new host.
 * Wendy: Thx. Solar, I fucking hate you so much. So I'm sending you in the game TO PLAY. LOL.
 * Solar: YOU FUCKING BITCH.
 * CBS: *Throws Solar into the house*
 * Wendy: Yay



 
 * Wendy: Since Solar debuted it's a double eviction. HOH will be TD trivia.
 * Eve: no fair i only watched season 1.
 * Wendy: Okay I will rig for Eve and do s1 trivia.



 
 * Solar: THEN TRY FLOATER. I HATE THE FAN VOTES RIGHT HERE. So far, this is the list of who the fans are rooting for from the most voted to the least:
 * 1. RJ
 * 2. Fiz
 * 3. Milk
 * 4. Blake
 * 5. Cabbage
 * 6. Eve
 * 7. Izzy
 * Izzy: Lol. I don't care about who fans want. They have no say in the game.
 * Wendy: OMFG get over it Solar. Next question. Who is the hottest female?
 * Solar: STACI 100% STACI.
 * Wendy: Correct.



 
 * Wendy: Who is the nasty ass troll fucking garbage thing?
 * RJ: Mike.
 * Wendy: Correct.

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 * Solar: Fuck you Wendy you fucking floater.
 * Wendy: Jokes on you I'm out of the house
 * Solar: Yeah and I am so...I have a better shot of winning.
 * Wendy: Dont fucking sass me. Go.

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 * Wendy: The HOH will nominate FOUR people. We will be playing...Sit on a Dildo!
 * Solar: You just want this for pleasure.
 * Wendy: Yeah I do. RJ can't compete. GO.

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 * Wendy: Go.
 * Fiz: *Sits*
 * Izzy: *Sits*
 * Solar: *Sits*
 * Cabbage: Fuck.
 * Wendy: Invisible is out.
 * Cabbage: Yeah but I'm still in the game and you're not soo...
 * Wendy: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

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 * Wendy: I vote Fiz. (During Finale)