User blog:Epic~00/Campaign for Heroes vs. Villains - Geoff



Yo, dudes and dudettes. I'm Geoff and I'm here to say why I should be in the new, legendary, golden, craaaaazay season "Heroes vs. Villains." If you know me, I live to be a hero. I'll always extend an awesome olive branch to my compadres. I am really vengeful though so no dude's perfect. I haven't actually been competing on this show since I went for an all-expense paid trip around the world! I went sight seeing with my girl Bridgette, and our team stuck it out for most of the game. She got taken out by that slippery jaguar Alejandro, but I got vengeance on him eliminating her by showing to everyone just how dirty of a guy he really is. That's vigilante justice if I do say so myself, bromigos! Unfortunately, it wasn't long after him that I got taken out by Anne Maria. But I don't hold it too much against her. It was her decision to make and I still got that coveted gnarly 4th place. I left with my head on my trusty shoulders and with a great reputation. But since then, I haven't competed. I mean I nearly got into that All-Stars season but they said I was too nice to be in the season. But I'm gonna prove that a full-on hyper and extremely nice dude is a delicacy for a "Heroes" team.

I can offer a lot to the season. I'm strong, I can motivate a team no matter what gets in our way, I don't like things to be uneven with someone, pranks can help liven up a pretty dark camp that otherwise has no party, and I always seek to impress. And don't misconstrue that as me being boring cause I'm far from that, I'll tell you that, bros. I'm energetic, get people going, but if someone things I can just be walked over, then maaaaan, you are mistaken, heh. I will compete on behalf of my girl back home and if she gets in, I can help with the team all the better with her by my side. If there's some dull and party hating villains that I don't like, they better be ready for some losses cause I'll give it my all in challenges! Pick me and I'll lighten up this camp to its most extreme potential. I'm hyped to get in and I hope you dudes take me into this season! Woo! *picks up surfboard* *runs into nearby ocean with it* See ya later! *tips hat*