User blog:Epic~00/ATW if Sadie was the villain

Chris: Hi welcome to a Survivor parody, only this time it’s around the world! Let’s meet our cast.

Anne Maria: Yo anyone got some kool aid?

Geoff: I’m wasted af.

Staci: #redemption

Amy: *winner edit*

Beth: I’ll be UTR queen.

Lightning: What’s crack-a-lackin’, sha-fools? *sucks dick* Sha-licious.

Alejandro: Soy demasiado caliente, maldito calor.

Bridgette: he’s so hot.

Eva: grr must kill.

Zoey: do you guys like me????

Beth: uh idk.

Trent: Hello i am competing in this season along with 15 other contestants.

Harold: Gosh I’m GOSH happy to GOSH be here.

Brick: I’ll win on behalf of my fellow Korean spittoon.

Mike: Marry me, Anne!

Anne Maria: no

Lightning: *punches mike in the mouth*

Mike: ow

Izzy: *arrives* *kicks all males in the crotch*

Sadie: *arrives* Hi guys! *waves frantically*

Sadie: *confessional* im gonna win this season with my ily strategy. I should align with that Spanish guy because he’s cute.

Chris: your challenge is to find your passports hidden around our original td camp. Last 6 to return are placed on a losing team of 6, the other 5 are winner kweens.

Sadie: yeah whatever.

Challenge
Alejandro, Eva, Geoff, Harold, Zoey get first place
 * Bridgette, Amy, Brick, Trent, Sadie get second place.
 * Anne Maria, Lightning, Beth, Staci, Izzy, and Mike get last place*

Geoff: *cri* but if im not with Bridgette ill be ooc duuuuude. switch me?

Chris: no

Geoff: Please

Chris: k.

Sadie: Ill switch with him.

Chris: k

Chris: First team, you guys are known as outstanding Olympians.

Sadie: My amazing fitness equals a great social game.

Chris: Second team, you guys will be known as the Destroying Dragons.

Geoff: Radical

Bridgette: he’s so hot.

Chris: Last place comes this team and since you suck in the challenge, ill call you Underdog Unicorns.

Beth: um that is a fitting title for me i guess.

Anne Maria: *whispers to lightning* Hey big boi, wanna help me vote out pencilneck trash?

Lightning: *shits protein* Sure!

Staci: My great aunt Alli invented Alliances. Before her people squabbled with themselves. Mike: what are you guys talking about? Beth: uh nothing.

Elimination
Chris: i have these bags chef puked into from looking at mike’s face enjoy.

Chris: 1st vote…

Mike Chris: 2nd vote…

Mike. Chris: 3rd vote… Mike.

Chris 4th vote… Mike.

Chris: 5th vote… Mike

Chris: Last vote… Mike.

Mike: all i could concentrate on was my model material face.

Chris: mike you’re eliminated.

Mike: k bye guys. Chris: Who will bow out next?

Beth: idk

Chris: Find out on… Total. Drama. Around the World.