User blog comment:DerpyandDawn/Outwit, Outplay, Outlast - Challenge 3/@comment-31556666-20150215201809

Okay, well, Tyla be a thugged-out doo-doo idiot yo. Dude is straight-up bland n' borin whenever he skits Lindsay, a straight-up eccentric characta who, while dumb, she always tries her best. This shiznit goes ahead n' make Lindsay a smart-ass smarta than Cameron or Scarlett! Throughout trivia challenges, Lindsay counts scores. Da challenge could be goin on fo' hours, n' Lindsay would still be sayin 100-68 fo' realz. Also, her dumbnizz is mo' than just spoutin up tha wack namez of people. "Hi Tyson". "Hi Kyle." etc. etc. ETC. ETC. Lindsayz dumbnizz up in tha canon series is funk cuz her ass is genuinely tryin her hardest ta be smart. In TDA, her dope ass pimped n' became straight-up likable n' smarta than playas thought, outsmartin Courtney n' even havin what Beth called a straight-up smart-ass thang ta say afta she was eliminated. In TDWT, Lindsay also remembered whoz ass Tyla was n' finally called his ass by tha right name, n' every last muthafreakin thang seemed so peachy fo' Lindsay.

But herez dis poopy head Tyla whoz ass disregardz all of dis. Lindsay probably don't call Tyla by his bangin real name all up in tha RP seasons fo' realz. Along wit this, his only dumb joke fo' Lindsay is dis mess up wit peoplez names. Da jokez of Lindsay callin playas by tha wack name is only funky when up in lil' small-ass doses. Lindsay, n' fo' dat matter, any human wit a well-functionin dome, wouldn't constantly be bustin lyrics names tha whole time. I be thinkin itz obvious whoz ass aint gots a hustlin dome then....

Other dumb jokes Lindsay has besides names is tha following; her big-ass booty sometimes misunderstandz how tha f*** challenges work. Bish sometimes treats straight-up thangs like they is funky. Bish misunderstandz what tha f*** some lyrics mean e.g. I'm bilangual. I speak Fluent English and American.

Come on. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy bish. From all dem examples, Lindsay seems one of tha easiest charactas ta RP. Because her ass is supposed ta be a stereotype whoz ass pimps over time. Tyla brangs her back ta square one. Cause his thugged-out ass never chizzles.

So RI basically sums up Lindsay being... there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho yo. How tha f*** bout WW, bishes? Well, uh, dat biiii**** was tha exact same tbh. Right back up in yo muthaf***in ass. Sure, her dope ass didn't interact wit Tyla too much cuz of his wild lil' early elimination yo, but... she was still bustin what tha f*** her dope ass done every last muthafuckin season; state tha obvious. "Man, I can't believe Jo went". "Wowzers, Katie left. Thats sad". What tha f*** iz tha deal wit these lines, bi****? They don't do anythang ta establish or pimp Lindsay. Maybe I wouldn't mind dem if.... Tyla did anythang remotely different wit her playa! And don't be tryin' n' gettin' up Scott da dirt mackdaddy cause da perved-out muthaf**** smarta than Webkinz n' Lindsay combined.

So fo' da most thugged-out part, Lindsay was just kind of... there, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. Right back up in yo muthaf***in ass. Bi*** was a harmless floata whoz ass never straight-up gots anythang dat pimped her muthaf***in ass... n' TB destroyed her n' s***. So... fo' tha third time up in a row, Lindsay do not do anythang of importizzle dat I can straight-up be thinkin of. But Fun Zone 3.0 is thrash. It aint nuthin but a harmful pile of thrash. Well shiiii*, it defaces Lindsay ta a crazy degree. In dis episode she attempts ta eliminizzle Tyla cuz..... n' he votes her cuz... well come on, whoz ass tha crap is TylerWebkinzFan, bi****? This episode proved dat Tyla do not care bout makin Lindsay in-character n' s***. Well shiiii*, it looked mo' like dat shiznit was just his ass strategizing.... n' thatz never been mo' OOC fo' Lindsay.

AST2 Lindsay is da most thugged-out dissapointin thang since mah son. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy bi***. Bi**** could've done way mo' than her dope ass done did. Y'all KNOW dat s***, muthaf***a! Beth is there. I mean, sure, you muthaf***as aren't on tha same crew yo, but maybe greet each other afta seein each other afta a long-ass time, maybe?! What bout Tyler, bi****? Da two of y'all kind of wackly hurt each other n' shit. Is you goin ta rap ta him, bi****? Is you goin ta even reply ta his ass afta tha pimpin' muthaf***a tries ta flirt wit you from smoove ass lyrics Scott gives, bi****? No, bi****? And thatz why you was up early fo' realz. And as expected, Tyla whined like a funky-ass baby bout this, not even jumpin off bout some shiznit when it came ta Lindsayz uselessnizz n' insignificance, n' how tha f*** she floated fo' 6 episodes.

So I've went all up in Lindsayz thrashy seasons. What bout Tyla his dirty ass, biatch? Well dis muthaf***a is pretty dumb when it comes ta game. Lindsay started RI joinin tha Screamin Ducks Alliance. Included up in dat was her pimp Tyla n' shit. Yo ass know, bi****? Then she goes off n' forms a alliizzle wit Samey-Bot n' Dawn; two of da most thugged-out notoriously disliked charactas up in RI. Let me guess. Bi**** formed dis alliizzle cause they all blonde, right? Well dat alliizzle was a cold-ass lil complete shamblez fo' realz. As a result of Tyla not bein loyal ta his previous alliance, da thug was constantly targetted since then. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy bi****. In tha merge da thug was eliminated between Heather n' Gwen, n' both of dem barely holla'd or did much. Thatz how tha f*** much Tyla sucked all up in tha game yo. Dude was eliminated before em.

Tyla was way too dirty up in WW yo. Dude had no alliances whatsoever n' s***. Dat shiznit was tha equivalent of one of mah thugs waitin ta be shot. Then he joined a girlz alliizzle ta git rid of Scott... n' it failed miserably. Since Katie was even less noticeable, Lindsay was targetted straight afta her n' s***. Tyla should've gots mo' than 3 allies than Final 6 if he sposed ta f***in stay afterwards.

In ATW, he attempted ta make Bridgette form a alliizzle with... her pimp Geoff and... yeah thatz dat s***. So Tyla basically made his dirty ass a open target if his numbers was dat lil fo' realz. Although I barely had any allies, at least I advertised mah elimination. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy bi****. Tyla genuinely didn't expect Freddie ta target his muthaf***in ass.

In TB, da ruffneck didn't merge yo, but tha pimpin' muthaf***a tried ta align wit others up in eliminatin Welly. But Welly beat his ass up in amount of playas cuz Tyla don't converse too much... suttin' I be bout ta bust a nut on on up in a moment. Lindsay had no chizzle up in AST2 fo' bein dat dreadful.

Next there be a Tyla as a person. And what tha f*** can I possibly say, biatch? See, whenever I peep any suckas on dis wiki, I immediately know what tha f*** kind of conversation I can have wit em. With Tyler, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass barely eva straight-up shows a, uh, how tha f*** should I put this? Personalitizzle yo. Dude sort of just always talks ta himself. Yo ass could be havin a cold-ass lil conversation bout how tha f*** much you ludd a cold-ass lil character, season, or episode, n' he'll be off countin characters, seasons, or episodes.

'''Tyler: I wonder how many contestants begin with the letter A. Alejandro, Amy, Anne Maria. '''

Everyone Else: So who do you all think is going next week?

Tyler: B? B, Beardo, Beth, Blaineley, Brick, Bridgette.

That basically sums his ass up yo. Dude don't communicate, n' tha pimpin' muthaf***a talks ta mostly his dirty ass. Afta I found up da thug went all OOC n' made Sadie vote fo' Heather, I tried pointin dis up ta his ass but he just kept yellin bout how tha f*** Heather should've went. I holla'd a gangb***in' funky joke bout how tha f*** da ruffneck dislikes me, n' he just kept goin on wit his spiel bout how tha f*** much tha pimpin' muthaf***a thought tha elimination was "unfair". I laughed dat da thug was basically not disagreein wit me sayin dat schmoooove muthaf***a hates me n' he... just kept repeatin his dirty ass. Well you know what, bish?! Yo ass don't like me, then own up ta dat s***.

I mean Tyla aint gots tha eccentric likabilitizzle of Welly yo. He ain't got Freddie's lovable ego 'n confidence. Dude aint gots Derpyz confidence up in how tha f*** ta create charactas yo. Dude aint gots tha sassinizz of Anne Maria Milkshake or Leshawna Mirnish yo. Dude aint gots tha rawnizz of TDPIScarlett's reasonin yo. Dude aint gots VUFz relatabilitizzle yo. Dude aint gots Bradyz dopenizz fo' realz. And his schmoooove ass certainly aint gots tha tastinizz dat is tha cereal "Izz-os" yo. He'd be mo' in-characta playin Zoey than if he played Lindsay yo. Dude hates tha blandnizz of Zoey. But he is bland. Y'all KNOW dat s***, muthaf***a! Dude is what tha f*** dat schmoooove muthaf***a hates; a bland bi****.