User blog:TylerSurvivorFan/Total Drama Returns to the Island FanFaction: Trials and Triva-lations

Chris: Welcome back to another season of Total Drama! Sixteen campers have signed up to stay here at this crummy place called Awkanawaw! Since Wawanakwa sunk in Total Drama All-Stars finale, we used this place which is pretty much identical to Wawanakwa! Here come the contesants! First up, Sky!

Sky: *waves* Hi everyone!

Chris: Sky, I know you're glad to be back.

Sky: Well I'll do my best to get as far as I can go!

Chris: Our next contestant is...Heather!

Heather: Out of my way, Chris. *does a hair flip*

Sky: Hey Heather! How you doing?

Heather: Not much, shortie.

Sky: Oh...

Chris: Also welcome back Courtney!

Courtney: Oh, hey Chris...yeah I will win this season because all my eliminations were rigged! Rigged! RIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG---

Heather: We care because...?

Sky: *chuckling*

Courtney: Heather, I swear on my life that you will NOT win the million dollars that I promise you!

Chris: Things are off to an interesting start! I love it!

Courtney and Heather: Screw you Chris!

Chris: Uh...*laughs weakly* please welcome psychopath Scarlett.

Scarlett: Hello, Chris McLean. Glad to hear say something about me so kindly.

Courtney: Being called a psychopath is a compliment?

Scarlett: In my book it is, Courtney.

Chris: Please welcome back a fan favorite - Leshawna!

Leshawna: What's up, y'all? Leshawna is gonna bring the booty to the table!

Heather: Oh, you mean your big, ugly booty that absolutely NO ONE wants to see?

Leshawna: Excuse me? Just saying, prepare for you to get yo' BOOTY CRUSHED!

Heather: I hope yours deflates like a balloon.

Leshawna: THAT'S IT! *tries to hit Heather, but Courtney and Sky prevent her doing so* This isn't over!

Chris: Next up, Dawn!

Dawn: Hello girls! I hope I can actually make it far this time and win! Hopefully Scott didn't sign up for this season and I PRAY to not be on his team.

Heather: Oh, hey creepy girl.

Dawn: Hello, Heather. Your aura is a dark, black color. That must not be good.

Heather: I care because...?

Dawn: Oh, well a black colored means you are: manipulative, rude, and selfish.

Heather: Those are all good things in my book.

Dawn: How did your mother raise you?

Heather: I don't know, but somehow she pulled it off.

Dawn: Wow.

Chris: Our next contestant is Cameron!

Cameron: Oh, hey everyone! I guess all the ladies arrived here first.

Sky: Hey Cameron! What's up?

Cameron: Oh, hey Sky - is it?

Sky: Yep! I'm Sky all right!

Cameron: Well, I hope you're on my team!

Sky: Same!

Chris: Please welcome back---Samey!

Samey: Hi Chris.

Heather: Oh I remember you from Pahkitew, that season sucked because...well...none of the first generation cast wasn't mentioned OR ever appeared! How did you live through a season like that?

Samey: I lasted 5 episodes...

Heather: So? I bet Sky had a worse time there.

Sky: It wasn't....that bad.

Leshawna: Just don't listen to her girl.

Chris: Next is....DAVE?

Leshawna: *gasps*

Sky: EWWWWWWWWWWW

Heather: ...

Cameron: Help me!

Dave: Sky, I love you no longer...Heather...will you marry me?

Heather: WTF??

Courtney: Nice first impression. *giggles*

Heather: SHUT UP COURTNEY

Scarlett: Dave is obviously attracted to Heather. It's obvious.

Dawn: I see it in his aura.

Chris: Next up is Lindsay!

Lindsay: Hey everyoAHHHHHHH! *lands in the water*

Sky: Is she OK?

Chris: She....should be...maybe.

Cameron: Well we have to help her!

Sky: *helps up Lindsay*

Lindsay: Oh man! Thanks Sky!

Sky: No problem!

Heather: Oh great, it's Lindsiot. At least she's better then *pukes in her mouth* Dave!

Lindsay: Yeah, yeah. Let's just hope for the best OK?

Courtney: Heather, for once we agree on something.

Heather: I know right! I can bet you she is gonna be manipulated by me AGAIN!

Leshawna: Side with me, if we're on different teams I hope you survive.

Lindsay: Thanks Leshawna!

Leshawna: No problem, baby girl.

Chris: Next up - Scott!

Dawn: OH NO

Scott: Hey Dawn. Look, I know what happened last time, but hopefully we can work things out and maybe form an alliance?

Dawn: ONLY if we're on the same team. If not, do it at the merge.

Scott: K. *shakes hands with Dawn*

Chris: Next up is Gwen!

Lindsay: Oh my gosh guys, Gwen's back!

Gwen: Here again?

'Chris: This is Awkanawaw!

Gwen: Huh?

Chris: Wawanakwa replicate...because you know Wawanakwa SUNK.

Gwen: Oh yeah, yeah.

Leshawna: GURL OH MY GOD HEY!

Dave: Hey Gwen, want to be in an alliance?

Gwen: Uh...

Lindsay: I think she said no.

Dawn: I see it in her aura.

Scarlett: I knew it from the beginning.

Sky: Hey there Gwen! I hope we get to be good friends!

Gwen: Thanks! Maybe the people won't be so bad after all!

Chris: Next up is Duncan!

Courtney: *pushes Chris* Out of the way! This man is mine!

Duncan: UGH HER AGAIN!

Gwen: Hey Duncan! Maybe we can get back together?

Duncan: I am not dating either one of you. I'm gonna date some other girl.

Courtney and Gwen: *gasps*

Heather: Thank God. That ran on way too long.

Leshawna: Agreed...for once.

Chris: Next up, Noah!

Noah: Meh...*gets off the boat with no emotion*

Lindsay: Hey Noah! I wish you the best this season!

Noah: Whatever blondie, I'm gonna play a better game this year and be more strategic, even if your brain can handle that big of word.

Lindsay: I'm fine, my brain is fine.

Dawn: Hey Noah, your aura is a beautiful red color.

Noah: Uh hi there.

Dawn: I am Dawn, pleased to meet you.

Chris: Next up is Cody!

Cody: I'm coming for you guys!

Gwen: Hey Cody!

Cody: Hey Gwen. I bet I can pull off my smooth moves this season.

Duncan: Yeah right! *laughs*

Lindsay: Duncan, that's not very nice.

Dawn: OH MY GOD THERE ARE SO MANY AURAS TO READ! THERE IS SO MANY PEOPLE HERE!

Chris: Finally, the last contestant this season is....Tyler!

Tyler: Hey everyone! *steps off the boat, and collapses onto the dock*

Heather: *is having troubles not to laugh*

Chris: That is everyone. Time to go the end of the dock!

(all contestants at the end of the dock)

Chris: Alright! 1...2...3!

More coming soon...