User blog:YoIt'sShanaynay/Hey Gutter Sluts and Bubble Butts

I wanted to say that I am really sad. I am cryin. My friend Rhonda went out to a club yesterday and was fucking some hot dude, then he pulled out a gun and murdered her.

I was so happy until I found out that Lindsay Lohan was going to have an autobiography. Now people get to read a book about some dumb bitch who fucks everyone, gets surgery, and tries to be a cool person...but fails.

Any suggestions to make me feel better?