User blog:XxLucinaFTWxX/The Ridonic Fanfic episode 1

Don:welcome back to a quick season of the ridoulus race. We have 14 new team thinking they got what it takes to do the ridonouls race, let met them now! *he winks*

Mother and daughter, Samanta and Carrie are here to prove that there more then just a pretty face and will do anything to win.

Carrie's confessinal:People look at me and my Daughter and I think oh look, they won't last more then five weeks, people are going to underemastie us.

Samanta's confessinal:but we came to win, and we will do anything to!

Don:Our lesbain couple are very much in love and I think the race will help there reationship, by putting a million dallors in there's joint bank account.

Jo's Confessinal:Total drama, i lost twice due to being CHEATED out, but this race is more my game. I never lost a race in my life and this will be no different.

Jessica:Okay honey. *they kiss*

Don:Transgenders Beth and Zeke have a lot of medical bills they need to pay off and I million sure would help them with that.

Zeke:Eh, back in Total Drama Island I was know as a sexist, that is only because I was still fighting my true self. But after returning back from TDWT I got my penis removed and now I am a new woman eh.

Beth:You are so brave.

Don:Reatily Tv Hosts Blaineley and Josh are looking for something new after both lossing there jobs on Celebarity Manhunt.

Blaineley:Life has been hard after the show. But I am still Blainefic.

Josh:I just hope to see a good cat fight!

Don:RTV Villains Troy and Hayley have caused penty of emilations in there long history of roleplaying. They would love nothing more to add to that list.

Troy:I am the best at everything and people pretty much throw away there games so they can be with me longer.

Hayley:That is nothing. I get guys in my trap by filrting with thems, then cut off there's heads.

Troy:I'm the better villain, i won two seasons!

Hayley:Um they where both rigged!

Troy:Still won more times then you!

Hayley:I'd rather lose fairly then get rigged a win.

Troy:SURE PIG

Hayley:Don't call me a pig! *they get into a slapping fight.

Don: