BB Users Fanfic

Julie: *walking in house* Twenty brand new houseguests are about to embark on the craziest summer yet. Twists and turns will shake up the game like never before. It is the biggest cast we have ever had. We have many twists in store but first, #ButFirst..we must meet the first five houseguests.

(At the beach)

Berry: *tanning with Morgan and Anna*

Morgan: *dances and key falls out bra that says Berry*

Berry: OH MY GOD

(At the BBUK Fan Club)

CB: *dances*

Epic: *dances*

CB: *eats a banana and sees key* :O

Epic: *bows down to Hughie and sees key* :O

(In Venezuela)

Mirnish: *walking to McDonalds* I hate this third world country

Natalie: *finds Mirnish* Hi.

Mirnish: Oh my gawd!

Natalie: *gives key*

(In The Bikini Bottom)

Aqua: Pearl lets go to the Krusty krab and shove the krabby parties down spongebobs fat holes

Pearl: ok. *cries and key falls out*

Aqua: omg

Julie: Let's meet the first 5 houseguests! Aqua! Epic! Mirnish! CB! Berry! Let's meet the next five houseguests.

(At Lana Del Ray concert)

Izzy: YES I LOVE THIS SONG ABOUT DRUGS AND SUICIDE *twerks*

Lana Del Ray: *singing* la la la la depression la la la Izzy here's your key

(At KPop and Yo Gabba Gabba collaboration tour)

Wendy: omg I love this

Korean Singers: 여기에 키 웬디

Wendy: Yay.

(In Australia)

Chwiis: Kangaroos are Jews.

Solar: Hi.

Jasmine: Hi.

Chwiis: Hi Rocker

Jasmine: *gives them keys*

(In Arizona)

Heo: *to Smalls* so wanna go to Dairy Queen

Smalls: .-.

Heo: oh

Smalls: *gives key*

Julie: Please welcome...Izzy! Heo! Solar! Chwiis! And Wendy! Let's meet the next five.

(At Ikea)

Blake: Hi I'm your stereotypical Cali girl.

(At a farm)

Milk: stop milking my utters wtf

(Outside a trailer)

Fiz: hi

Grass: how much u got. I'll sell the weed for 20

Fiz: ok *pays*

Grass: *gives key*

(At a motel)

Cabbage: *playing Kahoot* Hmm... *clicks Brenda and sees a sign that says you got a key* yay

(At Grimes revival tour)

Ash: yes yes yes I need toilet paper *wipes ass with toilet paper and sees key*

Julie: Please welcome Cabbage! Fiz! Blake! Milk! and Ash! Let's meet our final five house mates.

(In the middle of nowhere)

Ally: Go Lakers

(At a high school)

Kendall: I'm hotter than you all

Beth: no I'm hotter look *strips down and key hangs from belly button* look it for you

(On ICarly Webshow)

Carly: I'm CARLY

Sam: I'm drunk

Spirit: I'm spirit

Carly: And this is IAmGivingSpiritHisKey

Spirit: good show

Sam: random dancing

Gibby: *dances*

(At Dora's new adventure)

Dora: Where do we go? Do we go left where all the hungry tigers are?

Maria: Yes

Dora: okay *goes left and gets eaten alive*

Maria: XD *grabs key* swiper no swiping

(At a white family dinner)

Mom: Tyler how was your day today?

Tyler: I liked the church session.

Mom: Tyler eat ur broccoli.

Tyler: *eats broccoli but it's a key*

(At Naruto's fight)

TDN: YES NARURO YES YES YES YES YES *touches self and pulls out key*

Julie: Let's welcome TDN! Spirit! Kendall! Ally! And Tyler!

Julie: You all may enter.