User blog comment:DerpyandDawn/Outwit, Outplay, Outlast - Challenge 3/@comment-24466939-20150215203827

Oh Mirnish. It aint nuthin but goin ta be hard ta roast you mah bae yo, but I straight-up wanna win so it must be done. In season four, our crazy asses hit off a alliizzle all up in tha merge n' ran tha game. Femme Fatale was tha dopest alliizzle eva n' shiznit fo' realz. As tha numbers wore down, we remained together, n' eventually reached tha final three even wit all of our haters. I sacrificed Scarlett ta hand you tha win I thought you deserve. Come season five, I thought we was gonna work together again yo, but instead you decided ta backstab me over gettin rid of tha floata Lightning, whoz ass also made tha finale up in yo' faaaaaace biaaatch! But dis aint all. Later, when you gots booted off, you raged bout Sadie lastin longer than you even though she floated. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time. What tha fuck, biatch? Yo ass did tha exact same thang ta me, n' you whinin bout it goin down ta yo slick ass, biatch? Yo ass be a hypocrite man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. And backstabbin tha muthafucka whoz ass gots you tha win, biatch? Not def homie. Now we gettin ta tha way you play tha game. Yo ass like ta align willy nilly n' all dat stuff. In season 4, you came under mah win n' avoided all of tha fire bein blasted at Femme Fatale, n' managed ta reach all tha way ta tha finale cuz of dat shit. This season, you aligned wit me again n' again n' again but then randomly backstabbed mah crazy ass n' went wit Derpy, cappin' yo' game. Yo ass don't git no sympathy from mah dirty ass. Next is you as a person. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. This is straight-up hard as fuck cause you as a thug is bae. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So instead I'ma rap bout yo' Survivor opinions. What tha fuck, how tha fuck tha hell do you like Denise Martin from China, biatch? Biatch literally sucks at game, be a alliizzle bottom-feeder, n' robbed g.oddess Peih-Gee of her spot up in tha final 4. We smoke on most other shiznit yo, but dat stick up as a sore thumb. Again, ludd you, l8r.