User blog:Epic~00/Campaign for Heroes vs. Villains - Scott



. *runs Scoot into pig pen* *sees camera and waves* Howdy. I'm Scott and I'm here to tell you why I should be in your fancy season, "Heroes vs. Villains." If ya know me, ya know that I'd definitely be on the villains team. So why should I, your run-o'-the-mill farmer, be chosen? For starters, I'm one o' the sharpest villains you'd have seen out there. There was my long records back in Revenge of the Island and All-Stars, and even though I kinda got wiped out in Returns to the Island, I wasn't gonna let that stop me from reclaiming my reputation. Me and my trusty delinquent Duncan were able to take control of Wild West, and them cowpokes were nothing against our dangerousness. We had no regrets of what we did and even carried a dorkwad with us that we knew wouldn't beat either of us. I even snagged me a rightful finale spot, but I just missed out. Toxic Brawl was where my strategic confidence got the better of me, cause a bunch of dumb girls beat me. How was I supposed to know they'd be good? On the bright side I at least merged while showin' my team who the man in charge is. I didn't do so well in my second all-stars season since my team lost cause I "cheated". What a load of bull. That dumb and mind controlled girl Sadie took me out but at least she's still taking therapy for the many lame actions she took.

From what I've been sayin', my last four seasons have been pretty up and down. Who knows how far I'll get this time? I'm hoping to win some moola for once because Lil' Scoot here needs a golden roof and I want to inherit some other parts of the money to inherit it like grandpappa did.

What can I offer to the season? Well if you're looking for a sneaky skilled master of the game, then I'm your man. Other villains will be close to me in how good they are so I'll keep on the good side of the ones that I can cling onto. And then at the merge... boom! Dinner.

That's it from me. I'm hopin' you put me in this season. I won't let ya down.